Fundraising and The Perfect Storm

Let me introduce you to Lisa Ray and her blog, Two Knives.  Lisa is a recent stay-at-home mom living in Minneapolis. I think her blog is extremely well written.  Todays post, about her experience this past weekend at a local fundraiser, is very funny, short, and long on insight for those of us in the fundraising community.  Here it is:

The perfect storm

I spent much of Saturday morning trying to alleviate my guilt over spending about $600 at a fundraiser the night before. Donating, I mean. I donated $600.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s all for a good cause. People Serving People is a family homeless shelter in downtown Minneapolis. It was their annual fundraiser - food, drinks, music, and a live auction.

I decided it was a convergence of three factors that led to the ill-fated bid, or as my friend Joni said, I created the perfect storm:

  • an auction, which ignited my gambling-addiction tendencies, combined with
  • homeless seven-year-olds, combined with
  • two (or several) glasses of vodka.

I flashed my bidding number faster than you can say Indian gaming. The prize, which was much more appealing at the time, is an afternoon in local radio studio watching how a live show works. At least my 9-year-old seems excited about going.

I think I’ll have to stay away from fundraisers. At least until I’m employed again.

My takeaway: Sometimes, we’re so sophisticated in our approach to securing the gift - our segmentation, our careful campaign development, our dazzling creative, our whiz-bang back end analysis.  Then again, maybe it’s because a couple of unknown factors (I call them “Donation-X Factors”) came together in perfect alignment, like whirling planets in some cosmic convergence, that actually produced the sale, er, donation.  I mean donation. 

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